Harder. Xavier: Please, I'm just a simple seeker on a spirit quest to discover What Doth Life? That's the only thing that would put out the raging fire in my belly for these cakes. Xavier: [enters a realm where the world unfolds in reverse, sees a man hit by a car] I'm too late. Hello? Let me see it. Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. Blue Chocolate Whoopsie Doodles! Hey, shake hands with your future, old friend. Preacher: It is my sad duty to announce that our sign language translator has donated her hands to the Needy Groper's Society. Gand Member: Bone white? But not like the others. I'm doing it. Clip: Freak! He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. Xavier: You were so sexy out there, Skeeter-Beast. Xavier's actually human and is living in the same mental institution that houses his mother. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin' pie of limits. You see, I Xavier: It helps no one to be reductive. Clumso: These blue-chocolate-chip tampons are goo-ably, chewably huge! Below are examples of her look by other cosplayers and resource images I've collected So whether I do a bloody or non-blood Kayako is up to me. If you have a related Youtube channel, enter the URL. And it's like, I'm standing right here, Mom. Whos this? [thinking] Its haunting elegance is so restrained. Now, we can get into the semanticalities Xavier: [smokes a pipe] The very notion of belief itself can be rhetorically whittled to the bare nub of its meaning. Shiny: [punches Xavier while talking] GiveMeBackMySon! Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. (The employee and the customer both attack Xavier.). She's using fear of death, playing on your insecurities, there's a rock-solid elegance to the arguments. I'm a conundrummer in a band called Life Puzzler. Kissy kissy! First Xavier: Yeah. Describe Xavier: Renegade Angel here? executive producer / executive producer (15 episodes, 2007-2009) Adrienne Anderson. (The soldier hands Xavier a plastic milk jug labeled "AIDS".). STANDS4 LLC, 2023. See production, box office & company info, Sardonicast: Sonic, Pikachu, Eyes Without a Face. We can be like Beauty and the Beast. Xavier: Of course! Valve Corporation. Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. [typing] What Doth Life? Television Commercial: Clumso the cookie chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! See yourself out. You got a license to sell hot-dogs, Chico man? Hale. And it's up to us to start repopulating the planet. Did he clip you? WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Xavier: I could be your costume. Preacher: So if I have sex with that gorilla, the entire world will go to Heaven? Hello? Can't you buy it for me, Daddy? Mexican Gang Member #4: I thought this was my year. Due to a planned power outage on Friday, 1/14, between 8am-1pm PST, some services may be impacted. When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won't know what hit it in the face. Mexican Gang Leader: Okay, Thursday night is Mailroom Monday. They wouldn't give it to me, because when I was filling out the application, my penis was sticking out. Listen, we dont cotton to freaks round these parts, scram wierdo! Mexican Gang Leader: Now everyone will know the Locos are crazy about postmodernist aesthetic contextual reframing. And worst of all, Chomsky Honk. WebNick Weidenfeld. Xavier: [thinking] So maybe we are just blips in a void of nothingness. Xavier: You need to slow it down. Well, you sound like some total chodes inability to confront the reality of his past actions. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. You, Xavier! Mexican Gang Leader: You just passed the first test. Your crazies have a brand-new mascot who's played by Percy Handfisher, A sophomore whose parents were recently killed in a thresher. I want you, Percy! Young Xavier: I know it was arson, Dad, but who did it?! Xavier: Well, you just had every cell in your body passioned. Whos this? I'm gonna shit my heart. 2 Mar. Clip: is that you Grandmama. What a thought. Burbury Visitor Info: That music -- so soothing. X1: "Hello?" We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Watch. First Xavier: If you love soup so much, why don't you marry soup? So you admit that youre checking me out, and you want to mate! Well I eat balls for breakfast. Got a caller on line 7, are you there? Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Some o' them crazy cookies. I crapped out, but Im tough, I can suck it up. Xavier: You are supposed to be dead right now, but here -- 20 bucks. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. I found out the hard way.". Barcode Man: [shooting a line of animal-headed people execution style] Do you believe in God? Youre about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon! Xavier: Damn you, Clumso! I know a shamanic Navaho rain dance, that hasn't just blown MINDS. Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. Count of three, we show whats under the loincloth! The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Mocho: Well, Wednesday night is Tag Tuesday, where we paint our tag all over town. The heart of an explosion. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Chief Master Guru's character might be based on Don Juan, the eccentric shaman from Carlos Castaneda's books. Wherever there is suffering, I was there. How many times am I going to have to clean up your messes?! ", "Other kids could be cruel. Confront your future. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on the Adult Swim website. [echoing] Walk away, walk away. Sexism will be all like, "Oh Xavier! It depends on what you mean by "God". No, I called you, and you sound like the ugliest son of a bitch I ever heard. Inhale. In "Braingea's Final Cranny", Xavier burns three people to death immediately after declaring himself not violent at all. Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. Espaol - Latinoamrica (Spanish - Latin America). Even his parents are humans, although the first episode implies he was abandoned at birth by some other being and adopted by humans, and the last episode implies that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. Couldn't save my parents. Valve Corporation. You could say it started when I was a kid. genuinely minding his own business and not bothering anyone. Honkey Dweeb. she probably thinks this quip is about her, "Fate. executive producer / executive producer (15 episodes, 2007-2009) Adrienne Anderson. [attempts to literally write the same words he said]. I found out the hard way. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, Shiny: I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal savior! She's being moving. Absurdity! Mosquito: Twas my only chance to save these younglings. Thank you so much for this. I think I've just fucked my eardrum temporarily. Dweeby Chimp. Mexican Gang Member #4: Before tonight, I could never express myself with words. Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood. Hello? the woman he's having sex with is his mother. WaitSorryIMeanDrugs! He immediately accuses said friends of picking on the boy, while at the same time making as many backhanded insults towards him as possible. Valve Corporation. We made the cookies way too big and the chocolate chips blue! XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Press J to jump to the feed. I love your wife. DJ: No time! Television Commercial: Whoopsie doodle, there was a mix-up at the cookie factory! Someone left this in the lost and found. Xavier: Did I? You have shown true loco spirit. You sound like the physical manifestation of some losers inner demons! It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, on the Adult Swim website. Kind of making a splash in the preaching scene. Xavier: (scoffs) Powers are for the weak. June: I'm too overcome to speak about my husband's mysterious death, but Popo has asked to say a few words. Xavier: You and I both knew what we had couldn't last. turner AdultSwim.com is part of Turner Entertainment Digital which is part of the Turner Sports & Entertainment Digital Network. They'd call me names -- Dweeb, Chimp, Honky, Dweeby Chimp, Honky Dweeb, And, worst of all, Chompsky Honk. Enter the full URL of your item or group's Facebook page, Enter the full URL of your item or group's Twitter page. Mocho: I can think so cleary without all the visual clutter. All rights reserved. That's why you don't like cereal. But not like the others. Dweeb. It's got embossed gold 12-point Courier font on bone white semigloss stock. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. [Young Xavier's hand get burned from reaching]. Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] Diner Customer in Thought Balloon: (repeats) Every slice of bacon takes nine minutes off your life. WebStream episode Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long podcast | Listen online for free on SoundCloud. I guess I told that joke as a way to avoid the real issue. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Soldier: (sighs) I shouldn't do this, but here. Xavier comes to the rescue of a curious youngster who gets in over his heart trying to impress his father. Depth Overload. If you love soup so much, why dont you marry soup? Oh, the cops wanna hone in on my heal-deal. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. Always glad to help my brethren in the kingdom of life. surrealist dark comedy-fantasy television series created by PFFR. Play Xavier: Renegade Angel Phonebooth scene redub - no sfx by Keaton Long on desktop and mobile. Xavier: Went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock. Xavier: The pride I feel for finally fingering my father's killer is dampened only by the fact that I promised to kill my father's killer. JavaScript is disabled. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. I have no powers. You slumber, ham- BURGER I DONT WANNA TALK BOUT NOTHIN ELSE! "I han't never seen him this heated since The Incident! Gang Leader: Now boil his blood and get our drugs back. Whether youre interested in researching and testing your ideas, saving and recalling your favourite analysis or accessing tools and strategies from leading Industry Educators, Beyond Charts+ is modern, powerful and easy to use charting software for private investors. Dame Fortuna has had her franking privileges revoked. WebXavier: Chief was deep. Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Hold. In "World of Hurt, B. C.", Xavier sees a news broadcast on the discovery of the oldest known cave painting, which depicts a being that looks very similar to him, and goes back in time to find out how it got there. Of course I do. it is simply an inkblot on a Rorschach test a psychologist is showing Xavier in a mental institution, heavily implying the reason it appears so frequently is that the whole show is merely Xavier's elaborate hallucination as he stares at it. I'm tough enough to join your little gang. You need to sign in or create an account to do that. Bully #2: Yeah, cuddle this b-b-b-b-b-bone. I've got to cobble together a makeshift Shakhashiri to tame a certain beast. I know the irony is rich, so all we have to do is the Iroquoi irony-melting dance and we'll be golden. Make a splash, make a splash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! Clumso: Clumso the Cookie Chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! Depth Overload. Look at this cat. Hold. We all have our own way of killing. He thinks science is evil, and the Lord heals all. In her place we have "Popo", a very special gorilla from the research center who has been studying sign language under the tutelage of my wife June for three years. Quotes.net. Youre the un-me. How long you stand there, freak? Our simple yet powerful stock market charting software and other tools take standard charting functionality to a higher level. Woman: They make it safe to wear white pants, and they're nice and huge! But I eat balls for breakfast. In episode 8, something similar happens to Xavier himself. Web. So why dont you split? WebToken Nonhuman: Xavier is allegedly a Fallen Angel in a world of humans. Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Xavier: Renegade Angel premiered on November 4, 2007 and ended on April 16, 2009, with a total of 20 episodes. on November 27, 2019, This series will REALLY get you goodin off and XDDDD'ing, give it a watch if you like bloody, gory, and EXPLOSIVE shows :3. He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. Robby: If my dad found out I was using science to help him with his Christian Science, he'd be crushed. tricking the other into beating himself up. A note on It Makes Sense in Context and Makes Just as Much Sense in Context: To save time, we will only clarify which one something is on the rare occasion where it does make sense in context. Xavier himself becomes briefly suicidal when he learns he was responsible for his father's death, seeing as he swore to kill whoever was responsible. Well, when I find that demon, I shall slay him -- to death! It's a reason, and tonight, everything seems so reasonable. Im the real me! since every cigarette you smoke takes 17 minutes off your life and every slice of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off your life, smoking and eating bacon really quickly would allow you to go back in time. I fingered myself. Whos this? But its too late, you snoze, you lose. Hold. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Happiness is murder. With Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. If I ever get your stinky mug in my line of sight I swear to jack off Ill cock your clock off. Townie: So you use your powers to save people? You're so strong! Man #2: My eye! In "Shakashuri Blowdown": "You look so superficial, you probably judge things by their appearances.". Xavier: Easy, stranger. This is an absolutely brilliant show, from top to bottom, and is probably way too intelligent for the average Adult Swim viewer. So we created Beyond Charts to put you on the right path. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. Gang Leader: Nobody has ever survived our initiation, come give it a try. Mexican Gang Leader: Are you guys messing with me? Man: He's comparing the universal oneness of all life to your mama! A good example is the episode "Signs From Godrilla": This episode explores the aspects of choice, free will and religion by using various themes, including recursion and mind/body dualism, to aid in its expression. I'm gonna pop [echoing] pop, pop, pop Commercial Narrator: "Darfur Doodle" will be right black! Processing. Robby's Father: Well, I tell you: I'd swim through a lake full of water for these cakes. No, not Yoohoo. [gets shot; hummingbirds fly out of his head]. His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. Charge him a recycling fee! But not like the others. Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? Just five hots. It's got embossed-gold 12-point courier font on bone-white semigloss stock. Turn you back. People throw these words around like tennis balls. Xavier's Dad: Son, it was you who killed me. Poor, poor Xavier awakes with his fate in the goo drenched hands of the grandest menace of all time: You. Xavier: Ahh. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Xavier has actually been in one the whole time and the entire series was actually his hallucinations. executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. With Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Starving Woman: This is how starving people cry. Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. Skeeter-Beast: Sorry, but I'm with someone who doesn't lie about who they are on the inside. Mexican Gang Member: You should have picked me. The Christian zoo radio hooty-hoo featuring Succotash and the Bird in the morning. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Waaahhh! Dyke. It's traffic every one second! Well when God was passing out insight, you thought he said that when God was passing out holy prophets, you thought he said oily faucets, cause your soul has diarrhoea, of the mouth, faucet! I just want to groom and train poodles. Will you be my beast? Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Oh yeah? Here's my card. Of course all the standard technical analysis tools, indicators and charting functions are included in our FREE charting package, but we've gone Beyond Charts for those searching for more. Like most folks, I've always been different. Mexican Gang Leader: We just ordered a pizza, and when it comes, you have to kill the deliveryman. Xavier: What's wrong? Xavier: [after he angers the Aztec sun god] You people have angered the Gods! Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. Oh yeah? What do your heart spirits have to say to your mind-sacs? Xavier: Unload your troubles unto me, even if it's tough to swallow. Burbury Visitor Info: Welcome to Burbury. Xavier: I killed him hard. The show's only real coherent narrative revolves around a subplot involving Xavier's incredibly screwed-up childhood and the death of his adoptive parents. Television Commercial: Uh-oh, now there was a factory mix-up! Xavier: Chief Master Guru, You have so many wisdoms left to teach me. Xavier: This week, instead of eating tacos, let's just talkoh. Ok! Confront your future. Coming up, we got traffic on the 1's. Accept your defecation. Xavier: [thinking] What Doth Life? Well Im gonna be the bigger man, and hang up first- ugh dammit! If I had been at this poor meat in time, he'd still be a delicious man. WebXavier: I'm a survivor. Bully #3: Yeah, Clip, it's working. While traveling back to the present in episode 6, Xavier goes too far and ends up in the year. executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. Would you be interested in reading some of my literature? Probably the weirdest show [adult swim] has ever produced (and that is saying a lot), Xavier was largely one huge Mind Screw, with the title character speaking in a near-continuous, stream-of-consciousnesswell, stream of dialogue ranging from narrative and conversation to puns and portmanteaus to "unintentional" double-entendres and callbacks. Absurdity! Xavier's Father: Son, it was you who killed me. Mexican Gang Member #4: How do they expect me to stay out of jail? Me, I like to kill on the beach. Yeah, I dumped your wife! (Shiny has been tossed into a vat of molten metal.). Xavier also uses "ramble" in place of "wander". All rights reserved. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. on the Internet. I say bone white! Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. Xavier: I did it. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Announcer: Troubled High, give a warm, troubled, hey there, ho there to your trouble cra-a-zy! No one deserves a mix-up that bad! Xavier: I'm watching a woman washing. Xavier: So, who wants to spill it first? Mexican Gang Leader: Percy, I crown thee temporary leader of the Local Locos. Flush them now. DJ: Oh! Valve Corporation. Hello!" Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. Xavier's Father: No, no, no, no. I thought we all agreed to get eggshell white! Xavier: Here's a new philosophical query for you to chomp on. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. Mexican Gang Member #5: You guys are the only family I have -- Maybe because you guys killed my family. When a battered woman reaches out to Xavier for help, Xavier reaches inside her-- to find that the truth hurts. Xavier: Really? Here's my card. Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? I'll pop it back in, but it's gonna hurt. Xavier's character design is very similar to Wonder Showzen's character He-Bro. Quotes.net. I'll let them co-bask in my reflective glory! I'm used to swallowing huge loads. "Kharmarabionic Lotion": The town of Lotion, New Mexico makes so much money off of oil that they buy the network which makes the show, then sell it to Arabs at a profit. Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 What Life D-D-Doth [1.01] 1.2 Chief Beef Loco [1.02] 1.3 Weapons Grade Life [1.03] 1.4 The 6th Teat of Good Intentions [1.04] 1.5 Pet Siouxicide [1.05] Humanity, she fights back in unsuspecting ways. Hello? "Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 1 Quotes." Caveman: Ooga-booga. One step ahead of the policia. Diner Customer: What are you, a Chinaman? Like most folks, I've always been different. Forced to Walk the Earth because everyone hates him, Xavier seeks enlightenment and tries to help peoplebut at worst, he creates problems where none exist and causes tons of carnage, and at best, he somehow gets everyone to put aside their differences and join together for the common (and usually justified) goal of beating him senseless. that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. Think of some kids. web pages The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Your every smile is a dagger. Percy: These guys -- these Mexicans -- they carved their tag on me, and I was supposed to be the new mascot of the team, and they we're Mexicans, and they ruined my costume --. 2 Mar. Xavier: Well, Ma'am, I suppose I'm seeking a deep strata of truth. You could say it started when I was a kid. 3. Percy: No, but you could tell people I'm inside you and go put on a show as the mascot and make everyone love me, 'cause they think it's me, not you. That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Xavier: Hell, I flipped more lids than a soup kitchen of the MIND. Processing. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. Perhaps you can answer the one question that has plagued thinkers for all time. The show ends with Xavier informing you that your TV screen has frozen solid just before it cracks. I'm in a really bad place right now, I have school again so I need to prioritize, and emotionally I've been bad so I've been really struggling to actually get anything done. But then I felt something in my gut -- The palpable suspicion that I had a deeper calling in life. Ay Can't remember the memory-joggin' dance. I believe that that we are here implies to some degree that there are forces larger than us. Web Valve Corporation. Xavier: Life. Inhale. Xavier: Okay, but I want to kill him outside, alone, in the dark. Hold. I think you are a prime candidate for our annual Pauper-to-Prince program. [distorted] Processing. Hate to break it to ya, but I wore them first. Join our community of over 1,500,000 Screenwriters! Second Gang Member: I like to kill to music. The eponymous Xavier is either an actual fallen angel or just a cosmic abomination that was abandoned by his mother. When a troubled woman loses her babies, Xavier has to insert himself into his own inner child to help him locate the lostlings. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of deja vu reigns supreme. Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier's gratitude starved heart shrieks out "Abandon ye lifequest!" Hallucinations don't need continuity. It's pretty cool. WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Surreal, bizarre, completely 100% nonsensical at times but so, SO unbelievably consistently hilarious, intelligent, clever, and mindbending. Xavier: Powers are for the weak. You want me to repeat everything you say? Juggler: I think he took off, man, to go to Burning Person or something. Are you prepared for this moment? Accept the Savior, get into the glorious kingdom of Heaven. The balance of happiness is constant. Xavier surrenders his own freedom to the whims of a spoiled child to save dame humanity. Im voice impressionist as a hobby and I have a mean impression of Xavier. You say this factory is poisoning you? Mocho: Here's why I never take off my shirt when we go swimming. When a factory mixem-up brings a town to its dusty knees, Xavier decides to PFR (Pray For Rain), but God She no take kindly to freaks. [shows his belly that drawed himself showing another belly as poop]. Xavier: Did you know there's over 87 combinations of those soul-scalding words? Go on. Processing. Man: You see what this weirdo here is saying? Second Xavier: You got a license to sell hot dogs, chico man? Brat: I'm gonna name him after me. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, I've got to help those poor bastards. Shiny: (crossing himself) I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal savior! Search the history of over 797 billion Accept Christ into your heart, look down on us from the glorious kingdom of Heaven. When a young boy's dreams of mascoting gets crushed by a local gang of gang members, Xavier takes the toughs under his wing. Or is it vice-reversa? Xavier features a style characterized by a nonlinear, incoherent plot following the humorous musings of an itinerant humanoid pseudo-shaman and spiritual seeker named Xavier. Xavier: That's a complicated question. Xavier: I was groping enlightenment in my bedroom, and before you could scream "murder by arson," our house was on fire. Chief Master Guru: That gets rid of that headache. When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion. Xavier: I need some of that disease you guys invented. Diner Customer in Thought Balloon: If you smoke and eat bacon fast enough, you can go back in time. Clip: What you gonna do, bird-beast, fly away on your cuddle bone? Xavier: Heeya-haa-heeyaaawww shucks. What I need next is either to dye my hair temporarily and obtain the dress. 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